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		<title>April 20th Releases</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 16:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Avatar, The Lovely Bones, Crazy Heart and The Young Victoria.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally April has picked up with it&#8217;s movie releases. There is much more to be desired this week. Out on DVD today:</p>
<p><strong>Avatar: </strong>In the epic action adventure Avatar, James Cameron, the director of Titanic, takes us to a spectacular new world beyond imagination. On the distant moon Pandora, a reluctant hero embarks on a journey of redemption and discovery as he leads a heroic battle to save a civilization.</p>
<p>The film was first conceived by Cameron 14 years ago, when the means to realize his vision did not yet exist. Now, after four years of actual production work, Avatar delivers a fully immersible cinematic experience of a new kind, where the revolutionary technology invented to make the film, disappears into the emotion of the characters and the sweep of the story.</p>
<p><strong>The Lovely Bones: </strong>Susie Salmon, a young girl who has been murdered, watches over her family &#8211; and her killer &#8211; from heaven. She must weigh her desire for vengeance against her desire for her family to heal.</p>
<p><strong>Crazy Heart: </strong>Four-time Academy Award® nominee JEFF BRIDGES stars as the richly comic, semi-tragic romantic anti-hero Bad Blake in the debut feature film CRAZY HEART from writer-director Scott Cooper. Bad Blake is a broken-down, hard-living country music singer who&#8217;s had way too many marriages, far too many years on the road and one too many drinks way too many times. And yet, Bad can’t help but reach for salvation with the help of Jean (MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL), a journalist who discovers the real man behind the musician. As he struggles down the road of redemption, Bad learns the hard way just how tough life can be on one man’s crazy heart.</p>
<p><strong>The Young Victoria: </strong>The early years of the monarch Queen Victoria&#8217;s rule and her legendary romance and marriage to Prince Albert.</p>
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		<title>Death at a Funeral</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 02:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jodmendez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No tears were allowed at this service, only tears from laughter.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-full wp-image-4079 alignleft" title="death_at_a_funeral_poster_01" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/death_at_a_funeral_poster_01.jpg" alt="death_at_a_funeral_poster_01" width="232" height="346" />Who would have thought so many laughs could come from such an occasion? That is what comes to be from the film “Death at a Funeral”. It does help that it has some of comedies finest in the film to make it such a laughing hit. Aaron (Chris Rock) and Ryan (Martin Lawrence) are two competitive brothers who have just lost their father. Ryan’s return home only seems to stir the pot, as it is obvious he is the favored son. Things only escalate as Ryan shows disinterest in any financial obligation towards the services.</p>
<p>As the rest of the family arrives it becomes a full on circus. Cynthia (Lorette Devine) is grieving the loss of her husband but has to deal with the chaos that comes with the family reuniting for the funeral. Elaine (Zoe Saldana) comes with her boyfriend Oscar (James Marsden) who is acting rather odd after taking a “valium” for the event to help ease his nerves. Apparently the valium was a bit much for Oscar who knocks over the casket and winds up nude on the roof.</p>
<p>Norman (Tracy Morgan) is tending to the elder Uncle Russell (Danny Glover) who is a lot more than just a grumpy old man to deal with. Things only become stranger when an uninvited mourner arrives with photos in hand and an agenda on his plate. As Aaron and Ryan contemplate how to resolve their father’s dark secrets it does not take long before the controversy plays out in front of all the grieving visitors, including their mother.</p>
<p>“Death at a Funeral” was one of the first comical pieces this year to have me continuously laughing. Chris Rock and Martin Lawrence were a dynamic duo. Adding Tracy Morgan, Luke Wilson, Danny Glover, James Marsden and Zoe Saldana made this an all out comical feast. It was a great look at how when family gets together anything is possible. No tears were allowed at this service, only tears from laughter.</p>
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		<title>THE LOSERS Advance Screening Passes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jodmendez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Registration CLOSED. Congrats to our winners!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JoReviews is teaming up with Warner Bros. Pictures to send you to an advance screening of  “<strong>THE LOSERS&#8221;.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-4032 aligncenter" title="TheLosers_63797" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/TheLosers_63797.jpg" alt="TheLosers_63797" width="360" height="557" /></p>
<p>For this <strong><em>SPECIAL</em></strong> giveaway we want you to share your revenge plots. As in &#8220;<strong>THE LOSERS</strong>&#8221; if you were left for dead, but survived and wanted revenge what would your plot consist of and what LOSER would be on your team? <strong>ONE <em>lucky winner will get a prize pack!</em></strong> Prize pack will consist of all the goodies you see below. (Girl winner will get the tank; Boy winner they will get the t-shirt.)</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-4033" title="image001" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/image001-150x150.gif" alt="image001" width="135" height="135" /> <img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-4037" title="image005" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/image005-150x150.gif" alt="image005" width="135" height="135" /> <img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-4036" title="image004" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/image004-150x150.gif" alt="image004" width="135" height="135" /> <img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-4035" title="image003" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/image003-150x150.gif" alt="image003" width="135" height="135" /> <img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-4034" title="image002" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/image002-150x150.gif" alt="image002" width="135" height="135" /></p>
<p>We have 20 admit-two passes for the screening on Tuesday, April 20 at 7:30 PM at the AMC Studio. Winners will be chosen on Friday, April 16. The winners will receive an email with instructions on how to print out their pass. Make sure to bring the pass with you to the screening. Be sure to get there early. These screenings are overbooked to fill every seat. Only <strong>ONE </strong>entry per email address. Only eligible for Kansas/Missouri metro area residents. <em>NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.</em></p>
<h3>Revenge and Team Mates..<em>.</em></h3>
<p>Sunil:</p>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">My revenge plot would  be&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">I&#8217;m a peace loving  man.</td>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">On my team I would  have&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">Gandhi</td>
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<p>Lauren:</p>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">My revenge plot would  be&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">glueing everything  on thier desk upside-down.</td>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">On my team I would  have&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">super-glue, and the  night janitor</td>
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<p>Patricia:</p>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">My revenge plot would  be&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">My revenge plot  would include super glue on their toilet seats and hair gel in their  toothpaste.</td>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">On my team I would  have&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">Ron Paul would be  on my team!</td>
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<p>Judith:</p>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">My revenge plot would  be&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">PLAY POSSUM UNTIL  LAS AVAILABLE MOMENT</td>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">On my team I would  have&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">KING KONG</td>
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<p>Casey:</p>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">My revenge plot would  be&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">against my  daughter&#8217;s ex-boyfriend who has caused her LOTS of problems&#8230;including a  girlfriend who stole her identity and charged thousands on credit  cards!</td>
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<td style="color: #000000; font-size: 90%; white-space: nowrap; padding: 4px 20px 4px 15px; vertical-align: top;">On my team I would  have&#8230;</td>
<td style="font-size: 90%; width: 100%;">my daughter, a  kickboxing, soccer-playing bada** who rides a motorcycle, goes muding in  her 4-wheel drive truck but cleans up nicely&#8230;since I didn&#8217;t let her  go after the girl when it happened!</td>
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<p>Fred:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;take back what was taken&#8230;plus intrests&#8230;<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;chuck norris with a BB gun</p>
<p>Fred:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;Duct tape their hands and feet to a chair and force them to watch Miley Cyrus movies and TV shows continuously until their eyes bleed</p>
<p>Jason:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;I would hunt them down and beat their butts down with the jaw-one of a donkey!!<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;Samson!</p>
<p>LaTashia:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;To get back at my enemys.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;BKF</p>
<p>Ashley:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;I would get even&#8230;play them at their own game without them even knowing, and when the time destruction to all.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;three amigos</p>
<p>Nina:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;have them chained to a beige cubicle in corporate america and enter data all day.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;a flying dragon&#8230;cuz i&#8217;m not chained to a computer all day</p>
<p>Lakeisha:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;AGAINST EVIL RUDE CUSTOMERS, CLIENTS, PATIENTS.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;ANYONE IN CUSTOMER SERVICE.</p>
<p>Tiffany:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;Devise a plan to take my nemesis&#8217; money away from them utilizing skill, cunning wit and explosives.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;Black Mamba from Kill Bill</p>
<p>Teri:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;torture anyone that hurt me.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;my bff sheri-she&#8217;s a bad ass and game for anything</p>
<p>Liz:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;Track them all down &amp; dump them off on a deserted island&#8230;away from society. Let them fend for themselves.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;Clay</p>
<p>Courtney:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;I&#8217;d defer to the Bride on the plot &#8211; she&#8217;s been down this road before&#8230;except I&#8217;d make sure everyone lived. I&#8217;m a softy, but sometimes the best revenge is showing mercy, moving on with your life, and continuing to be awesome.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;The Bride</p>
<p>Drahomira:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;to hurt in the same way that they were hurting others except that much worse<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;raging mummy</p>
<p>Melinda:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;Sit bk.. plan it out.. Id see it being similar to &#8220;Law Abiding Citizen&#8221; type plot.. if ur gonna do it take ur time n do it right.. as well as if ur gonna go down go out in a blaze of glory lol<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;Mr T and the rest of the guys from &#8220;The A Team&#8221;</p>
<p>Raysa:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    i would track the person/persons down. take everything they had to their name. Monies, stocks, homes, property but all in secret. Then expose them to some sort of big crime so that they&#8217;re locked away, and then resurface so they know you did it.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Aisha and Jensen</p>
<p>Matt:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Taking back the White House<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Al Gore</p>
<p>James:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Boy gets girl&#8230;girl cheats on boy..boy kills girl and entire BFF list<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Charlie Manson</p>
<p>Kristi:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    take the girl.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    nerd</p>
<p>Karen:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Hm&#8230;.hide out in the trees, and wait!<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    arnold swarzenberger</p>
<p>Jennifer:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    I would want all of the evil people in the world to be gathered up and put on an island in the middle of the ocean surrounded with shark infested water! To allow the rest of the world to live in peace and harmony. Allow those evildoers to prey on themselves and not innocent victims&#8230;<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    my coworkers and bff</p>
<p>Robin:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    would be to rescue all of the abused and neglected children and take them to a nice large well funded facility with funding from Oprah, Bill Gates!<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    who ever will like to join me for a great cause!</p>
<p>Carita:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    To gather all of those raggedy rascal whom are responsible for misdiagnosising my daughter with being autistic when she wasn&#8217;t actually!<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    my family and friends we could but a good whipping on them&#8230;.</p>
<p>Tina:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    my revenge would be more personal&#8230; I&#8217;m going through a &#8220;war of the roses&#8221; type of divorce! So I would get revenge on that evil bastard of a old ass husband for putting me and my kids out of our house and moving his new girlfriend in! Oh how I would get revenge especially as a super hero with special powers!<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    all of my best girlfriends the four of us would wage war on his old ass! <img src='http://www.joreviews.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  lol</p>
<p>Elishia:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    My Boyfriend and I in an elite group of assassins. While out on the job, doing my normal thing of gathering intel, sharpening weapons, I caught sight of my target conspiring how to get me off their trail! They must not have been very smart, hello I can hear you through the wire taps I have all over your house! The audacity of some people! So why put off the inevitable? I called up my partner/boyfriend so we could get the job done. Two hours later he shows up, pulls out his gun, and then points the thing right at me! AT ME! COME ON! After some intense fighting sequence&#8230; which just ends with me tied up, hey don&#8217;t judge me, he&#8217;s bigger than I am! So my EX-partner/boyfriend proceeds to tell me that he really never did love me and hey the money from the bad guys is always more, he hold the gun up, smile that smile that i use to love and says &#8221; don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;ll make sure you can have an open casket&#8221; and then shoots me in the stomach. what a punk, that&#8217;s a slow death! A woman trying to find her car, and see me. She screams so gut retchingly loud that it spooks The Ex boyfriend into shooting her in the head, he then does the dramatic walk off out of the parking garage trying to act like the movie star that I know he isn&#8217;t. He obviously has only looks and no brains since all assassins where bullet proof vests, or maybe they don&#8217;t, since he didn&#8217;t think I had one on, maybe he doesn&#8217;t wear one at all, hey that would be a poetic way to kill him. So here I am sitting, still tied up, cuz those boyscout knots really do work, when all of a sudden my main crush Clay comes wheeling around in his muscle car, man he&#8217;s hot. How did he get here so fast? He looks at the woman laying dead on the ground with fire in his eyes, but he turns to me and cuts me lose, and I&#8217;m all fired up wanting to see blood. He calms me down and I tell him everything. But he then tells me he&#8217;s been following the Ex with a suspicion of him working with the bad guys, My Clay, he&#8217;s so smart. He can obviously tell that i had revenge on the mind, so we go out for coffee ( our first date if you ask me) and talk about romantic things.. such as how to kill my stinkin Ex. After a few hours, and finally getting my head clear, I decided I wanted to make him suffer. over the next few months I design this plan of action, but now that i have my plan figured out, I can&#8217;t stinkin find him!!! He just POOF disappeared! So Clay and I go on a mission to find him. I hit up all of the local strip joints that he was soo willing to donate his money to. After talking and some accidental blood shed I got my first lead to where he was, the strip club owner said he moved to Cali, of course, he always did want to be a movie star. I guess me and Clay will be going on our first vacation together! We get to Cali, and what do you know, I see the Ex&#8217;s ugly mug on a billboard promoting a new TV show coming this fall! How the heck did he make it famous so fast, he must have connections cuz he is not that entertaining. Hollywood is so nice, they have maps of all of the major studios, including the one that the Ex works for, thats really nice. I show up to the set, Clay and I have both of our guns out and ready. I bust through the wide double doors and find that i had interrupted a scene being taped, starring my Ex and a little girl. What&#8230; The&#8230; Crap. I can&#8217;t shoot him right now in front of this kid!!! I have Standards! Great! now he sees me. Great now he&#8217;s gonna run! speaking of which, there he goes! Clay and i are chasing him through the movie sets, I run into a fake wall, then we run onto a set that looks like it belongs to an assassin movie, you know Hollywood never does get it right, we are not all gorgeous Angelina types, and we certainly do not wear a lot of leather, that stuff gets hot! Any who, I spot the Ex jumping over the rooftops of fake buildings I&#8217;m running on the ground cuz honestly, jumping hurts my knees. I guess the Ex hasn&#8217;t been running much since he got to Hollywood since he is already slowing down and getting sloppy. When i see this moment of weakness I jump on the building ( hey its a movie set they really aren&#8217;t tall buildings) and tackle him down, I look around to celebrate with Clay, but I have lost Clay, where did he go? Oh well I will relish in this victory alone then. I look at the Ex in the face and he is crying! REALLY crying, man he has become weak, but I&#8217;m ruthless and pull my gun up to his temple and say &#8221; oh you won&#8217;t be having an open casket. sorry&#8221; Then I pull the trigger. click click click, nothing what!!!!! It&#8217;s empty! Then behind me I hear Clay and his heavy boots slapping on the cement floor. I turn to look at him and he just looks crazy. Then I hear his smooth voice &#8221; babe I got this one&#8221; He bends down next to the Ex&#8217;s ear and whispers &#8221; that girl you killed&#8230; was my sister&#8221;. Clay then gets up, reaches for hand says &#8221; tell him goodbye&#8221; We walk slowly toward the door, i turn my head and say &#8221; bye, Ex&#8221; turn back around and I hear the first of many explosions. Clay must of rigged them while I was running like a fool. I always wondered why Clay was so gun-ho on killing the Ex, And as to how he got to me so fast. Clay was having coffee at her office catching up on life when he got a call to go work a job and left. This wasn&#8217;t revenge for the Ex trying to kill me, it was revenge for Clay&#8217;s innocent sister. Man.. he&#8217;s perfect, a cold blooded killer and a family guy, what more could I ask for?<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Clay, he&#8217;s my main man.</p>
<p>Tom:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Kick the guys ass that ran over my yard light.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Cougar</p>
<p>Brandy:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Get rid of the bad shit and start making plans for a future for me and my friends. Blow up and shoot everything that is an enemy. And look fine while doing it. On a beautiful Island and its not LOST&#8230;ha ha<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    russell simmons(need a mogul), ryan reynolds,(need something fine),Andy Whitfield,(you need something fine &amp; can fight, Hugh Jackman(something fine and fight), and Tupac. I need some jams. And also something fine. And we, We would absolutely whoop some ass. Losers hell no.</p>
<p>Lori:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    tolerable<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Roseanne Barr</p>
<p>Scott:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    epic<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Mr. T</p>
<p>Becky:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    I would put visine in their beer<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    a bartender</p>
<p>Tresha:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    A Martin Luther King Jr type of non-violence revenge. It takes longer but it&#8217;s well worth it.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Anybody willing to join the fight.</p>
<p>RJ:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    keep your friends close and your enemies closer<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    the golden girls</p>
<p>Darrin:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    destroy their eardrums.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Gilbert Gottfried</p>
<p>Kimberly:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Do nothing and it will drive the person or people insane wondering when I am going to get back at them and when they least expect it&#8230;BAM revenge.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Zoe Saldana&#8230; Girl can kick some ass!</p>
<p>Pamela:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    What goes around, comes around !!!!!!! I would have to come up with a surprise attack,, that was never expected.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Jensen</p>
<p>Pete:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    to single eliminate each person who tried to put me<br />
away &#8230; to take out each one and then communicate<br />
to the next one i am coming<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    clay</p>
<p>Richard:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Having to watch the worst movie repeatedly<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    My comrades who attend movie screenings</p>
<p>Marlee:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Lock them in the subbasement of an abandoned building ans and flood the room.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Annamarie</p>
<p>Tosha:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    To get back at people who us emotional war far to get their way<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Jeffrey Dean Morgan (he has 3 names he has to be a bad a**)</p>
<p>Lance:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    I would return and get plastic surgery to change my appearance completely. Not just basic surgery, I mean I want to come out lookin like Ralph Macchio from Karate Kid I. Then I would go around Crane Kicking the my enemies in the balls. Then the Predator would appear out of no where and finish them off&#8230;Old School Predator style.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    The Predator</p>
<p>MJ:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Drug the enemies, tie them naked &amp; spread eagle on the ground. cut them &amp; put ants on them, as the indians did.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Sarah Palin</p>
<p>Brad:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Sing the entire Death Magnet Metallica album to them<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Rogue</p>
<p>Jonna:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    spending the rest of their life with my mother-in-law<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Cougar</p>
<p>Cleveland:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    I would hunt down each of my assailants and kill them in increasingly imaginative ways.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Zoe Saldana (Aisha)</p>
<p>Dallas:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    Death in a shower with soap made with stomach acids manufactured by Simon Bar Sinister. With a videocam capturing them melting down the drain.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Simon Bar Sinister</p>
<p>Susan:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    get back at the people who were mean to me<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    all the good weapons</p>
<p>Michelle:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    I would allow them to still think that I was dead and stalk and/or &#8220;haunt&#8221; them in an effort to make them think they were losing their grasp on reality.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Clay (Jeffrey Dean Morgan)</p>
<p>Judi:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    My plot would be to befriend them and once they finally find out my plan to destroy them it would be too late.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Hillary Clinton and Simon from American Idol</p>
<p>Amy:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    I&#8217;m thinking along the lines of The Bride in Kill Bill. Kill em all in various devious ways hahahaha.<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    Chuck Norris! oh wait, I meant Chris Evans.</p>
<p>Donsha:</p>
<p>My revenge plot would be&#8230;    kill all<br />
On my team I would have&#8230;    women</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thebookofelimovie.com" target="_blank"><strong><img class="size-medium wp-image-3663 alignleft" title="Eli" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Eli-300x224.jpg" alt="Eli" width="240" height="179" />THE BOOK OF ELI</strong></a></p>
<p>In theatres on January 15<br />
(Alcon/Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>
<p>Directors: The Hughes Brothers</p>
<p>Writer: Gary Whitta</p>
<p>Producers: Joel Silver, Denzel Washington, Broderick Johnson, Andrew A. Kosove, David Valdes</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Steve Richards, Susan Downey, Erik Olsen</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila Kunis, Ray Stevenson, Jennifer Beals,Frances de la Tour, Michael Gambon, Evan Jones, Joe Pingue, Tom Waits</p>
<p><em><strong>Action Adventure. </strong></em>In the not-too-distant future, across the wasteland of what was once America, a lone warrior must fight to bring civilization the knowledge that could be the key to its redemption.</p>
<p>This film has been rated R for some brutal violence and language.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.edge-of-darkness.com" target="_blank"><strong><img class="size-medium wp-image-3662 alignright" title="Edge" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Edge-202x300.jpg" alt="Edge" width="162" height="240" />EDGE OF DARKNESS </strong></a></p>
<p>In theatres on January 29<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Martin Campbell</p>
<p>Writers: William Monahan and Andrew Bovell</p>
<p>Based on the original television series written by Troy Kennedy Martin</p>
<p>Producers: Graham King, Tim Headington, Michael Wearing</p>
<p>Executive Producers:  Daniel Rissner, David M. Thompson, Suzanne Warren,Gail Lyon, E. Bennett Walsh</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Mel Gibson, Ray Winstone, Danny Huston, Bojana Novakovic, Shawn Roberts</p>
<p><em><strong>Suspense Thriller. </strong></em>“Edge of Darkness” is an emotionally charged thriller set at the intersection of politics and big business. Thomas Craven (Mel Gibson) is a veteran homicide detective for the Boston Police Department and a single father. When his only child, twenty-four year old Emma (Bojana Novakovic), is murdered on the steps of his home, everyone assumes that he was the target. But he soon suspects otherwise, and embarks on a mission to find out about his daughter’s secret life and her killing.  His investigation leads him into a dangerous looking-glass world of corporate cover-ups, government collusion and murder – and to shadowy government operative Darius Jedburgh (Ray Winstone), who has been sent in to clean up the evidence.  Craven’s solitary search for answers about his daughter’s death transforms into an odyssey of emotional discovery and redemption.</p>
<p>This film has been rated R for strong bloody violence and language.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.valentinesdaymovie.com" target="_blank"><strong><img class="size-full wp-image-3661 alignleft" title="VALENTINES DAY" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ValDay.jpg" alt="VALENTINES DAY" width="350" height="233" />VALENTINE’S DAY </strong></a></p>
<p>In theatres on February 12<br />
(New Line Cinema)</p>
<p>Director:  Garry Marshall</p>
<p>Writers: Katherine Fugate</p>
<p>Story by Katherine Fugate and Abby Kohn &amp; Marc Silverstein</p>
<p>Producers: Mike Karz, Wayne Rice</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Toby Emmerich, Samuel J. Brown, Michael Disco, Diana Pokorny</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey,Hector Elizondo, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway,Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah, Taylor Lautner, George Lopez, Shirley MacLaine,Emma Roberts, Julia Roberts, Taylor Swift</p>
<p><em><strong>Romantic Comedy. </strong></em>“Valentine’s Day” follows the intertwining storylines of a group of Los Angelinos as they find their way through romance over the course of one Valentine’s Day.</p>
<p>This film has been rated PG-13 for some sexual material and brief partial nudity.</p>
<p><strong>COP OUT </strong></p>
<p>In theatres on February 26<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Kevin Smith</p>
<p>Writers: Robb Cullen &amp; Mark Cullen</p>
<p>Producers: Marc Platt, Polly Johnsen, Michael Tadross</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Adam Siegel, Robb Cullen, Mark Cullen</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Adam Brody, Kevin Pollak, Guillermo Díaz, Seann William Scott,Jason Lee, Ana de la Reguera</p>
<p><em><strong>Crime Comedy. </strong></em>Two longtime NYPD partners on the trail of a stolen, rare, mint-condition baseball card find themselves up against a merciless, memorabilia-obsessed gangster.  Jimmy (Bruce Willis) is the veteran detective whose missing collectible is his only hope to pay for his daughter’s upcoming wedding, and Paul (Tracy Morgan) is his “partner-against-crime” whose preoccupation with his wife’s alleged infidelity makes it hard for him to keep his eye on the ball.</p>
<p><strong>HUBBLE 3D </strong></p>
<p>Exclusively in IMAX on March 19<br />
(IMAX)</p>
<p>Director: Toni Myers</p>
<p>Writer:   Story by Toni Myers</p>
<p>Producer:  Toni Myers</p>
<p>Executive Producer: Graeme Ferguson</p>
<p><em><strong>Documentary Adventure. </strong></em>Through the power of IMAX® 3D, Hubble 3D  will enable moviegoers to journey through distant galaxies to explore the grandeur and mysteries of our celestial surroundings, and accompany space-walking astronauts as they attempt the most difficult and important tasks in NASA’s history.  The seventh film from the award-winning IMAX® Space Team, Hubble 3D will offer an inspiring and unique look into the Hubble Space Telescope’s legacy and highlight its profound impact on the way we view the universe and ourselves.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.clash-of-the-titans.com" target="_blank"><strong>CLASH OF THE TITANS </strong></a></p>
<p>In theatres on March 26<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures/Legendary Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Louis Leterrier</p>
<p>Writers: Travis Beacham and Phil Hay &amp; Matt Manfredi</p>
<p>Producers:  Basil Iwanyk, Kevin De La Noy</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Richard D. Zanuck, Thomas Tull, Jon Jashni, William Fay</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Sam Worthington, Gemma Arterton, Mads Mikkelsen, Alexa Davalos, Jason Flemyng,Ralph Fiennes, Liam Neeson</p>
<p><em><strong>Action Fantasy. </strong></em>In “Clash of the Titans,” the ultimate struggle for power pits men against kings and kings against gods.  But the war between the gods themselves could destroy the world.  Born of a god but raised as a man, Perseus (Sam Worthington) is helpless to save his family from Hades (Ralph Fiennes), vengeful god of the underworld.  With nothing left to lose, Perseus volunteers to lead a dangerous mission to defeat Hades before he can seize power from Zeus (Liam Neeson) and unleash hell on earth.  Leading a daring band of warriors, Perseus sets off on a perilous journey deep into forbidden worlds.  Battling unholy demons and fearsome beasts, he will only survive if he can accept his power as a god, defy his fate and create his own destiny.</p>
<p><strong>THE LOSERS <img class="size-medium wp-image-3667 alignright" title="the losers" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-losers-300x199.jpg" alt="the losers" width="210" height="139" /></strong></p>
<p>In theatres on April 9<br />
(Dark Castle Entertainment)</p>
<p>Director: Sylvain White</p>
<p>Writers: Peter Berg and James Vanderbilt</p>
<p>Based upon characters appearing in magazines published by DC Comics</p>
<p>Producers: Joel Silver, Akiva Goldsman</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Peter Berg, Kerry Foster, Stuart Besser, Steve Richards</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoë Saldana, Chris Evans, Idris Elba, Columbus Short, Holt McCallany,Óscar Jaenada, Jason Patric</p>
<p><em><strong>Action Thriller. </strong></em>An explosive tale of double cross and revenge, “The Losers” centers upon the members of an elite U.S. Special Forces unit sent into the Bolivian jungle on a search and destroy mission.  The team—Clay, Jensen, Roque, Pooch and Cougar —find themselves the target of a lethal betrayal instigated from inside by a powerful enemy known only as Max.  Presumed dead, the group makes plans to even the score when they’re joined by the mysterious Aisha, a beautiful operative with her own agenda.  Working together, they must remain deep undercover while tracking the heavily-guarded Max, a ruthless man bent on embroiling the world in a new high-tech global war.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nightmareonelmstreet.com" target="_blank"><strong><img class="size-medium wp-image-3664 alignleft" title="elm street" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/elm-street-202x300.jpg" alt="elm street" width="202" height="300" />A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET </strong></a></p>
<p>In theatres on April 30<br />
(New Line Cinema)</p>
<p>Director:  Sam Bayer</p>
<p>Writers: Wesley Strick and Eric Heisserer</p>
<p>Story by Wesley Strick</p>
<p>Producers: Michael Bay, Andrew Form, Brad Fuller</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Robert Shaye, Michael Lynne, Mike Drake</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Jackie Earle Haley, Kyle Gallner, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy, Thomas Dekker, Kellan Lutz</p>
<p><em><strong>Horror. </strong></em>Freddy Krueger (Jackie Earle Haley) returns in “A Nightmare on Elm Street,” a contemporary re-imagining of the horror classic.  A group of suburban teenagers share one common bond: they are all being stalked by Freddy Krueger, a horribly disfigured killer who hunts them in their dreams.  As long as they stay awake, they can protect one another…but when they sleep, there is no escape.</p>
<p><strong>SEX AND THE CITY 2 <img class="size-medium wp-image-3666 alignright" title="sexandthecity" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sexandthecity-202x300.jpg" alt="sexandthecity" width="202" height="300" /></strong></p>
<p>In theatres on May 28<br />
(New Line Cinema/Village Roadshow Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Michael Patrick King</p>
<p>Writers: Michael Patrick King</p>
<p>Based on the TV series created by Darren Star</p>
<p>Based on characters from the book by Candace Bushnell</p>
<p>Producers: Michael Patrick King, John Melfi, Sarah Jessica Parker, Darren Star</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Toby Emmerich, Richard Brener, Marcus Viscidi</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Noth, David Eigenberg,Evan Handler, Jason Lewis, Mario Cantone, Willie Garson</p>
<p><em><strong>Romantic Comedy. </strong></em>Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda take another bite out of the Big Apple in the sequel to the 2008 summer blockbuster.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jonah-hex.com" target="_blank"><strong><img class="size-medium wp-image-3665 alignleft" title="Jonah Hex" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Jonah-Hex-202x300.jpg" alt="Jonah Hex" width="202" height="300" />JONAH HEX </strong></a></p>
<p>In theatres on June 18<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures/Legendary Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Jimmy Hayward</p>
<p>Writers: Mark Neveldine &amp; Brian Taylor</p>
<p>Producers: Akiva Goldsman, Andrew Lazar</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Matt Le Blanc, John Goldstone, Thomas Tull, Jon Jashni,William Fay, Ravi Mehta</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox, Michael Fassbender, Will Arnett, Michael Shannon</p>
<p><em><strong>Adventure Thriller. </strong></em>Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) is a scarred drifter and bounty hunter of last resort, a tough and stoic gunslinger who can track down anyone…and anything.  Having survived death, Jonah’s violent history is steeped in myth and legend, and has left him with one foot in the natural world and one on the “other side.”  His only human connection is with Leila (Megan Fox), whose life in a brothel has left her with scars of her own.  But Jonah’s past is about to catch up with him when the U.S. military makes him an offer he can’t refuse: in exchange for his freedom from the warrants on his head, he must track down and stop the dangerous terrorist Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich).  But Turnbull, who is gathering an army and preparing to unleash Hell, is also Jonah’s oldest enemy and will stop at nothing until Jonah is dead.  Based on the legendary graphic novel, “Jonah Hex” is an epic adventure thriller about one man’s personal quest for redemption against the vast canvas of the battle between good and evil.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.inceptionmovie.com" target="_blank"><strong>INCEPTION </strong></a></p>
<p>In theatres and IMAX on July 16<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures/Legendary Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Christopher Nolan</p>
<p>Writer: Christopher Nolan</p>
<p>Producers: Emma Thomas, Christopher Nolan</p>
<p>Executive Producer: Chris Brigham</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Leonardo DiCaprio, Ken Watanabe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard,Ellen Page, Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy, Tom Berenger, Michael Caine</p>
<p><em><strong>Sci-Fi Action. </strong></em>“Inception” is a contemporary sci-fi actioner set within the architecture of the mind.</p>
<p><strong>CATS &amp; DOGS: REVENGE OF KITTY GALORE </strong></p>
<p>In theatres on July 30<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures/Village Roadshow Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Brad Peyton</p>
<p>Writers: Ron J. Friedman &amp; Steve Bencich</p>
<p>Based on characters created by John Requa &amp; Glenn Ficarra</p>
<p>Producers:  Andrew Lazar, Polly Johnsen</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Brent O’Connor, Bruce Berman</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Christina Applegate, Michael Clarke Duncan, Neil Patrick Harris, Sean Hayes, James Marsden, Bette Midler, Nick Nolte, Joe Pantoliano, Katt Williams, Chris O’Donnell, Jack McBrayer,    Fred Armisen, Paul Rodriguez</p>
<p><em><strong> Comedy. </strong></em>In the age-old battle between cats and dogs, one crazed feline has taken things a paw too far. Kitty Galore, formerly an agent for cat spy organization MEOWS, has gone rogue and hatched a diabolical plan to not only bring her canine enemies to heel, but take down her former kitty comrades and make the world her scratching post.  Faced with this unprecedented threat, cats and dogs will be forced to join forces for the first time in history in an unlikely alliance to save themselves &#8211; and their humans -  in &#8220;Cats &amp; Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore,&#8221; a comedy that blends live action with state-of-the-art puppetry and computer animation.  It&#8217;s time for the fur to fly.</p>
<p><strong>THE LOTTERY TICKET </strong></p>
<p>In theatres in August<br />
(Alcon/Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Erik White</p>
<p>Writer:  Abdul Williams</p>
<p>Producers:  Mark Burg, Oren Koules, Andrew A. Kosove, Broderick Johnson, Matt Alvarez</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Ice Cube, Timothy M. Bourne, Steven P. Wegner</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Bow Wow, Ice Cube, Brandon T. Jackson, Naturi Naughton, Keith David, Charles Q. Murphy,Loretta Devine, Terry Crews</p>
<p><em><strong>Comedy. </strong></em>Kevin Carson (Bow Wow), a young man living in the projects, wins $370 million in a nationwide lottery.  When his opportunistic neighbors discover he has the winning ticket in his possession, Kevin must survive their greedy and sometimes even threatening actions over a three-day holiday weekend before he can claim his prize.</p>
<p><strong>THE TOWN </strong></p>
<p>In theatres on September 10<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures/Legendary Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Ben Affleck</p>
<p>Writers: Peter Craig and Ben Affleck &amp; Aaron Stockard</p>
<p>Based on the book Prince of Thieves: A Novel by Chuck Hogan</p>
<p>Producers: Graham King, Basil Iwanyk</p>
<p>Executive Producers: David Crockett, Thomas Tull, Jon Jashni, William Fay</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm, Jeremy Renner, Blake Lively, Pete Postlethwaite</p>
<p><em><strong>Crime Drama. </strong></em>Doug MacRay (Ben Affleck) is an unrepentant criminal, the de facto leader of a group of ruthless bank robbers who pride themselves in stealing what they want and getting out clean. With no real attachments, Doug never has to fear losing anyone close to him.  But that all changed on the gang’s latest job, when they briefly took a hostage—bank manager, Claire Keesey (Rebecca Hall). Though they let her go unharmed, Claire is nervously aware that the robbers know her name…and where she lives. But she lets her guard down when she meets an unassuming and rather charming man named Doug…not realizing that he is the same man who only days earlier had terrorized her. The instant attraction between them gradually turns into a passionate romance that threatens to take them both down a dangerous, and potentially deadly, path.</p>
<p><strong>FLIPPED </strong></p>
<p>In theatres Fall<br />
(Castle Rock Entertainment)</p>
<p>Director: Rob Reiner</p>
<p>Writers: Rob Reiner &amp; Andrew Scheinman</p>
<p>Based on the novel by Wendelin Van Draanen</p>
<p>Producers: Rob Reiner, Alan Greisman</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Martin Shafer, Liz Glotzer, David Siegel</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Madeline Carroll, Rebecca De Mornay, Anthony Edwards, John Mahoney, Callan McAuliffe,Penelope Ann Miller, Aidan Quinn, Kevin Weisman</p>
<p><em><strong>Coming-of-Age Romantic Comedy. </strong></em>When second-graders Bryce and Juli first meet, Juli knows it’s love.  But Bryce isn’t so sure.  Girl-phobic and easily embarrassed, young Bryce does everything he can to keep his outspoken wannabe girlfriend at arm’s length… for the next six years, which isn’t easy since they go to the same school and live across the street from each other.  But if Juli finally looks away, will it be Bryce’s turn to be dazzled?  “Flipped” takes Bryce and Juli from grade school to junior high, through triumph and disaster, family drama and first love, as they make the discoveries that will define who they are – and who they are to each other.</p>
<p><strong>GUARDIANS OF GA’HOOLE </strong></p>
<p>In theatres and IMAX on September 24<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures/Village Roadshow Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Zack Snyder</p>
<p>Writers: Emil Stern and John Orloff</p>
<p>Based on the novels by Kathryn Lasky</p>
<p>Producer: Zareh Nalbandian</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Donald De Line, Deborah Snyder, Lionel Wigram, Kathryn Lasky,Bruce Berman</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Emily Barclay, Abbie Cornish, Emilie de Ravin, Ryan Kwanten, Jay Laga’aia, Miriam Margolyes, Helen Mirren, Sam Neill, Richard Roxburgh, Geoffrey Rush, Jim Sturgess, Hugo Weaving, David Wenham</p>
<p><em><strong>Fantasy Adventure. </strong></em>Acclaimed filmmaker Zack Snyder makes his animation debut with the fantasy family adventure “Guardians of Ga’Hoole,” based on the beloved books by Kathryn Lasky.  The film follows Soren, a young owl enthralled by his father’s epic stories of the Guardians of Ga’Hoole, a mythic band of winged warriors who had fought a great battle to save all of owlkind from the evil Pure Ones.  While Soren dreams of someday joining his heroes, his older brother, Kludd, scoffs at the notion, and yearns to hunt, fly and steal his father’s favor from his younger sibling. But Kludd’s jealousy has terrible consequences—causing both owlets to fall from their treetop home and right into the talons of the Pure Ones. Now it is up to Soren to make a daring escape with the help of other brave young owls.  Together they soar across the sea and through the mist to find the Great Tree, home of the legendary Guardians of Ga’Hoole—Soren’s only hope of defeating the Pure Ones and saving the owl kingdoms.</p>
<p><strong>GOING THE DISTANCE </strong></p>
<p>In theatres on October 8<br />
(New Line Cinema)</p>
<p>Director: Nanette Burstein</p>
<p>Writer: Geoff LaTulippe</p>
<p>Producers:  Adam Shankman, Jennifer Gibgot, Garrett Grant</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Richard Brener, Dave Neustadter, Michael Disco</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Drew Barrymore, Justin Long, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Ron Livingston, Jim Gaffigan,Kelli Garner, Rob Riggle, Christina Applegate</p>
<p><em><strong>Romantic Comedy. </strong></em>Erin and Garrett are good together—even when they’re apart.  When aspiring journalist Erin (Drew Barrymore) moves to San Francisco to finish her last year of school, boyfriend Garrett (Justin Long), an assistant music scout, stays in Manhattan to pursue his ambitions and wait on that promotion he’s been promised. With a webcam connection and frequent flier miles, the two gamely navigate the pitfalls and miscommunications of their bi-coastal romance, dodging bad advice from friends and some predatory singles who won’t take “taken” for an answer.  But when it seems their wait is almost over, Erin scores her dream job in California just as Garrett’s career heats up in New York.  The big breaks they’ve been hoping for could break them up for good…unless their love can truly go the distance.</p>
<p><strong>PRISONERS </strong></p>
<p>In theatres Fall<br />
(Alcon/Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Antoine Fuqua</p>
<p>Writer: Aaron Guzikowski</p>
<p>Producers: Andrew A. Kosove, Broderick Johnson, Kira Davis, Adam Kolbrenner</p>
<p>Executive Producers:  Robyn Meisinger, John Starke, Ed McDonnell, Stephen Levinson</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>TBA</p>
<p><em><strong>Suspense Thriller. </strong></em>A desperate father turns vigilante and abducts the man he suspects is behind the disappearance of his eight year old daughter and her best friend, after cops fail to find the little girls and release the suspect.</p>
<p><strong>DUE DATE </strong></p>
<p>In theatres on November 5<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures/Legendary Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Todd Phillips</p>
<p>Writers: Alan R. Cohen &amp; Alan Freedland and Adam Sztykiel &amp; Todd Phillips</p>
<p>Story by Alan R. Cohen &amp; Alan Freedland</p>
<p>Producers: Todd Phillips, Dan Goldberg</p>
<p>Executive Producers:  Scott Budnick, Thomas Tull, Jon Jashni, William Fay, Susan Downey</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis, Michelle Monaghan, Jamie Foxx, Alan Arkin</p>
<p><em><strong>Comedy.</strong></em> Peter Highman (Robert Downey Jr.) is an expectant first-time father whose wife’s due date is a mere five days away.  As Peter hurries to catch a flight home from Atlanta to be at her side for the birth, his best intentions go completely awry when a chance encounter with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay (Zach Galifianakis) forces Peter to hitch a ride with Ethan—on what turns out to be a cross-country road trip that will ultimately destroy several cars, numerous friendships and Peter’s last nerve.
<p><a href="http://www.harrypotter.com" target="_blank"><strong>HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS – PART 1</strong></a><strong> </strong></p>
<p>In theatres and IMAX on November 19<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: David Yates</p>
<p>Writers: Steve Kloves</p>
<p>Based on the novel Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling</p>
<p>Producers: David Heyman,  David Barron</p>
<p>Executive Producer: Lionel Wigram</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Ralph Fiennes, Bill Nighy, John Hurt,Rhys Ifans, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane, Imelda Staunton, Jason Isaacs,Miranda Richardson, Warwick Davis, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, Brendan Gleeson,Ciarán Hinds, Timothy Spall, David Thewlis, Julie Walters, Tom Felton, Bonnie Wright,Jamie Campbell Bower, Richard Griffiths, Matthew Lewis, Evanna Lynch, Fiona Shaw,Helen McCrory, David O’Hara, Natalia Tena</p>
<p><em><strong>Fantasy Adventure. </strong></em>The final chapter of the Harry Potter film series begins as Harry, Ron and Hermione leave Hogwarts behind and set out to find and destroy the Horcruxes—the secret to Voldemort’s power and immortality.</p>
<p><strong>HEREAFTER </strong></p>
<p>In theatres Holiday<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Clint Eastwood</p>
<p>Writer: Peter Morgan</p>
<p>Producers: Clint Eastwood, Kathleen Kennedy, Robert Lorenz</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Steven Spielberg, Frank Marshall, Peter Morgan, Tim Moore</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Matt Damon, Cécile De France</p>
<p><em><strong>Drama. </strong></em>“Hereafter” tells the story of three people who are touched by death in different ways.  George (Matt Damon) is a blue-collar American who has a special connection to the afterlife.  On the other side of the world, Marie (Cécile De France), a French journalist, has a near-death experience that shakes her reality.  And when Marcus, a London schoolboy, loses the person closest to him, he desperately needs answers.  Each on a path in search of the truth, their lives will intersect, forever changed by what they believe might—or must—exist in the hereafter.</p>
<p><strong>YOGI BEAR </strong></p>
<p>In theatres on December 17<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Eric Brevig</p>
<p>Writers: Jeffrey Ventimilia &amp; Joshua Sternin and Brad Copeland</p>
<p>Producers: Donald De Line, Karen Rosenfelt</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Jim Dyer, Andrew Haas, Lee Berger</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Dan Aykroyd, Anna Faris, Tom Cavanagh, T.J. Miller, Andrew Daly</p>
<p><em><strong>Live-Action/CG Animated Adventure in 3D. </strong></em>Everyone’s favorite pic-a-nic basket-stealing bear comes to the big screen in “Yogi Bear.”  Jellystone Park has been losing business, so greedy Mayor Brown decides to shut it down and sell the land.  That means families will no longer be able to experience the natural beauty of the outdoors — and, even worse, Yogi and Boo Boo will be tossed out of the only home they’ve ever known.  Faced with his biggest challenge ever, Yogi must prove that he really is “smarter than the average bear” as he and Boo Boo join forces with their old nemesis Ranger Smith to find a way to save Jellystone Park from closing forever.</p>
<p><strong>LIFE AS WE KNOW IT </strong></p>
<p>In theatres on December 22<br />
(Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>
<p>Director: Greg Berlanti</p>
<p>Writers: Ian Deitchman &amp; Kristin Rusk Robinson</p>
<p>Producers: Barry Josephson, Paul Brooks</p>
<p>Executive Producers: Norm Waitt, Scott Niemeyer, Denise Di Novi, Katherine Heigl,Nancy Heigl</p>
<p><strong>Cast: </strong>Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas, Christina Hendricks, Jean Smart</p>
<p><em><strong>Romantic Comedy. </strong></em>Holly Berenson (Katherine Heigl) is an up-and-coming caterer and Eric Messer (Josh Duhamel) is a promising network sports director.  After a disastrous first date, the only thing they have in common is their dislike for each other and their love for their goddaughter, Sophie.  But when they suddenly become all Sophie has in the world, Holly and Messer are forced to put their differences aside.  Juggling career ambitions and competing social calendars, they’ll have to find some common ground while living under one roof.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is an interesting week in the DVD world. A mixed bag including a sci-fi hit, a lifetime style drama, a man who goes in disguise for a social experiment and car salesmen who are rather odd. Coming out today:</p>
<p><strong>Star Trek:</strong> The incredible story of a young crew’s maiden voyage on board the most advanced starship ever created: The USS Enterprise. In the midst of an incredible journey full of optimism, intrigue, comedy and cosmic peril, the new recruits must find a way to stop an evil being whose mission of vengeance threatens all of mankind.</p>
<p><strong>Brüno:</strong> Golden Globe-winner Sacha Baron Cohen (creator/star of Borat and Da Ali G Show) is at it again as he brings his most over-the-top character to life in the comedy that has started more conversations, generated more controversy and dared to go further than ever before! As Brüno travels the world in search of fame, no one – whether they are celebrities, politicians or even terrorists – will be spared from his signature sense of style and his wickedly off-kilter manner! And, yes, they are all real situations!</p>
<p><strong>My Sister&#8217;s Keeper:</strong>  Sara and Brian Fitzgerald&#8217;s life with their young son and their two-year-old daughter, Kate, is forever altered when they learn that Kate has leukemia. The parents&#8217; only hope is to conceive another child, specifically intended to save Kate&#8217;s life. For some, such genetic engineering would raise both moral and ethical questions; for the Fitzgeralds, Sara in particular, there is no choice but to do whatever it takes to keep Kate alive. And what it takes is Anna.</p>
<p>Kate (Sofia Vassilieva) and Anna (Abigail Breslin) share a bond closer than most sisters: though Kate is older, she relies on her little sister&#8211;in fact, her life depends on Anna.</p>
<p>Throughout their young lives, the sisters endure various medical procedures and hospital stays&#8211;just another part of their close-knit family&#8217;s otherwise normal life. Sara (Cameron Diaz), a loving wife and mother who left her career as an attorney to care for her daughter, is sometimes lost inside the single-minded caregiver she has become in her efforts to save Kate. Her strong, supportive husband, Brian (Jason Patric), is often rendered powerless and passive by his wife&#8217;s strength and determination. And their only son, Jesse (Evan Ellingson), drifts, at times all but forgotten as Kate and Anna take center stage.</p>
<p>Until Anna, now 11, says &#8220;no.&#8221; Seeking medical emancipation, she hires her own lawyer (Alec Baldwin), initiating a court case that divides the family and that could leave Kate&#8217;s rapidly failing body in the hands of fate. </p>
<p><strong>The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard:</strong> Don Ready (Piven) is a jack-of-all-trades who cares about one thing and one thing only…selling cars. The ultimate hustler faces the greatest challenge of his legendary, and notorious, career when he attempts to save a local struggling car dealership from bankruptcy. In just one week Ready and his crew need to move over 200 cars and prove that when it comes to conning, conniving and all kinds of bad behavior, they’ve got the goods.</p>
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		<title>AVATAR Trailer Super-Sized</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jodmendez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be there for the largest live motion picture trailer viewing in history. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-3406 alignright" title="avatar-movie-poster" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/avatar-movie-poster-200x300.jpg" alt="avatar-movie-poster" width="200" height="300" />This Sunday, November 1st is not only a monumental sports day, but also will play host to the much anticipated AVATAR trailer. The trailer debuts on the world`s largest video display on the Cowboy Stadium`s Diamond Vision Screen, while millions of football fans watch it at home.</p>
<p>Sports fans everywhere watching FOX NFL SUNDAY will be taken to Arlington, Texas and the new Cowboys Stadium, where the three minute and thirty second trailer will play live from the enormous Mitsubishi Electric Diamond Vision screen. At the same time, millions of others watching FOX NFL SUNDAY will see the trailer on-air, making it the</p>
<p><em><strong>AVATAR opens in theaters everywhere December 18. </strong></em></p>
<p><strong>AVATAR</strong></p>
<p>AVATAR, a live action film with a new generation of special effects, takes us to<br />
a spectacular world beyond imagination, where a reluctant hero embarks on a<br />
journey of redemption and discovery as he leads an epic battle to save a<br />
civilization. James Cameron, the Oscar-winning director of &#8220;Titanic,&#8221; first<br />
conceived the film 14 years ago, when the means to realize his vision did not<br />
yet exist. Now, after four years of actual production work, AVATAR delivers a<br />
fully immersive cinematic experience of a new kind, where the revolutionary<br />
technology invented to make the film disappears into the emotion of the<br />
characters and the sweep of the story.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 02:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jodmendez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trekkies will be pleased with this film, and non-Trekkies will find it just as enjoyable.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><em><strong>My review is going to be based solely off the film as I have not previously viewed any &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; episodes.</strong></em></p>
<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-1561 alignleft" title="star_trek_movie_poster_imax" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/star_trek_movie_poster_imax-202x300.jpg" alt="star_trek_movie_poster_imax" width="162" height="240" />&#8220;Star Trek” follows the early days of James T Kirk (Chris Pine). A rebel who lost his father at birth and seems determined to ruin his own life. After a chance encounter with Captain Christopher Pike (Bruce Greenwood), he realizes his life is going nowhere. The Captain challenges Kirk to try to live to the standards his father did, who sacrificed himself to save thousands of lives. Apparently this challenge works and Kirk joins a group of fellow Starfleet cadets. Kirk obviously is a force to be reckoned with and when his antics in training are questioned he faces a suspension.</p>
<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-1560 alignright" title="star_trek_2009_movie_poster_1" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/star_trek_2009_movie_poster_1-202x300.jpg" alt="star_trek_2009_movie_poster_1" width="141" height="210" />The greatest adventure of all time begins and Kirk being suspended or not, will be joining the other cadets on a young crew’s maiden voyage aboard the most advanced starship ever created: the U.S.S. Enterprise.  A journey filled with action, comedy and cosmic peril, the new recruits must find a way to stop an evil being whose mission of vengeance threatens all of mankind.  The revenge from the evil being is from the Romulans, who seek vengeance from Spock (Zachary Quinto), one of the most promising members of the crew and a torn individual. The fate of the galaxy rests in the hands of bitter rivals Kirk, a delinquent, thrill-seeking Iowa farm boy, and Spock, who was raised in a logic-based society that rejects all emotion.  As fiery instinct clashes with calm reason, their unlikely but powerful partnership is the only thing capable of leading their crew through unimaginable danger, boldly going where no one has gone before!</p>
<p>“Star Trek” offered incredible dialogue, action, thrills and enjoyable tales anyone could enjoy. I was very concerned at first that viewing this film I would be lost, but was pleasantly surprised as it was easy to follow and I was not confused by any part of it. Chris Pine portrayed James Kirk flawlessly and offered a certain charm on-screen. Zachary Quinto had a spectacular performance as the detached Spock.  J.J. Abrams proves his masterpiece can translate into great work on the big screen. “Star Trek” was a fun filled adventure that all viewers will enjoy. Trekkies will be pleased with this film, and non-Trekkies will find it just as enjoyable.</p>
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		<title>Paramount Pictures Summer 2009</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Everyone knows that Summer time is the hottest time of the year, at the box office that is. This year is no exception. Impressive films will be released and it all starts May 1st in ONE WEEK.  I know I am ready for some cinema hits, how about you? Below are details on these hot films hitting theatres this Summer brought to you by Paramount Pictures. Feel free to comment on what you are anticipating seeing this Summer in theatres.  I know I am personally looking forward to <strong>“THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD” </strong>and <strong>“TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN”.</strong></p>
<h3 style="text-align: left;"><strong>STAR TREK</strong></h3>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Release Date May 8, 2009 <img class="size-full wp-image-1305 alignright" title="spock_zachary_quinto_star_trek_poster-351x520" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/spock_zachary_quinto_star_trek_poster-351x520.jpg" alt="spock_zachary_quinto_star_trek_poster-351x520" width="246" height="364" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Paramount Pictures and Spyglass Entertainment Present<br />
A Bad Robot Production</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Executive Producers Bryan Burk  Jeffrey Chernov  Roberto Orci  Alex Kurtzman<br />
Produced by J.J. Abrams  Damon Lindelof<br />
Based upon “Star Trek” Created by Gene Roddenberry<br />
Written by Roberto Orci &amp; Alex Kurtzman<br />
Directed by J.J. Abrams</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Cast: John Cho, Ben Cross, Bruce Greenwood, Simon Pegg, Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Winona Ryder, Zoë Saldana, Karl Urban, Anton Yelchin, with Eric Bana and Leonard Nimoy</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><em>Synopsis</em></strong>: The greatest adventure of all time begins with “Star Trek,” the incredible story of a young crew’s maiden voyage onboard the most advanced starship ever created: the U.S.S. Enterprise.  On a journey filled with action, comedy and cosmic peril, the new recruits must find a way to stop an evil being whose mission of vengeance threatens all of mankind.</p>
<p>The fate of the galaxy rests in the hands of bitter rivals. One, James T. Kirk (Chris Pine), is a delinquent, thrill-seeking Iowa farm boy. The other, Spock (Zachary Quinto), was raised in a logic-based society that rejects all emotion.  As fiery instinct clashes with calm reason, their unlikely but powerful partnership is the only thing capable of leading their crew through unimaginable danger, boldly going where no one has gone before!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">This film has been rated PG-13 for sci-fi action and violence and brief sexual content.</p>
<h3 style="text-align: left;"><strong>DANCE FLICK</strong></h3>
<p style="text-align: left;">Release Date May 22, 2009 <img class="size-medium wp-image-1302 alignright" title="dance_flick" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dance_flick-202x300.jpg" alt="dance_flick" width="141" height="210" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Paramount Pictures and MTV Films Present<br />
A Wayans Brothers Production<br />
Executive Producer Richard Vane<br />
Executive Producers Craig Wayans  Damien Dante Wayans<br />
Produced by Keenen Ivory Wayans  Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans and Rick Alvarez<br />
Written by Keenen Ivory Wayans &amp; Shawn Wayans &amp; Marlon Wayans &amp; Craig Wayans &amp; Damien Dante Wayans<br />
Directed by Damien Dante Wayans</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Cast:  Damon Wayans Jr., Craig Wayans, Shoshana Bush, Essence Atkins and Affion Crockett</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><em>Synopsis</em></strong>:  “Dance Flick” is a hilarious new comedy that brings together the talents of  two generations of the Wayans family, the explosively funny clan who brought us the “Scary Movie” franchise and “White Chicks,” as well as the groundbreaking TV series “In Living Color.”</p>
<p>In “Dance Flick,” a young street dancer, Thomas Uncles (Damon Wayans, Jr.), from the wrong side of the tracks and a beautiful young woman, Megan White (Shoshana Bush), are brought together by their passion for dancing and put to the test in the mother of all dance battles.</p>
<p>“Dance Flick” sends up the dance movie genre, including such recent hits as &#8220;Step Up&#8221; and &#8220;You Got Served,&#8221; as well as the classic &#8220;Flashdance.&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">This film has not yet been rated</p>
<h3 style="text-align: left;"><strong>IMAGINE THAT<br />
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<p style="text-align: left;">Release Date June 12, 2009 <img class="size-medium wp-image-1304 alignright" title="it_desktop2_800x600" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/it_desktop2_800x600-300x225.jpg" alt="it_desktop2_800x600" width="270" height="203" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies Present<br />
A di Bonaventura Pictures Production<br />
Executive Producer Ric Kidney<br />
Produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura  Ed Solomon<br />
Written by Ed Solomon &amp; Chris Matheson<br />
Directed by Karey Kirkpatrick</p>
<p>Cast: Eddie Murphy, Thomas Haden Church, Nicole Ari Parker, Ronny Cox and Martin Sheen</p>
<p><strong><em>Synopsis</em></strong>: In Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies’ family comedy “Imagine That,” Eddie Murphy stars as a successful financial executive who has more time for his blackberry than his seven-year-old daughter (Yara Shahidi).  When he has a crisis of confidence and his career starts going down the drain, however, he finds the solution to all his problems in his daughter’s imaginary world.</p>
<p>This film has been rated PG for some mild language and brief questionable behavior.</p>
<h3 style="text-align: left;"><strong>TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN</strong></h3>
<p style="text-align: left;">Release Date June 24, 2009  <img class="size-full wp-image-1306 alignright" title="transf" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/transf.bmp" alt="transf" width="233" height="328" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">DreamWorks Pictures and Paramount Pictures Present<br />
In Association with Hasbro<br />
A di Bonaventura Pictures Production<br />
A Tom DeSanto/Don Murphy Production<br />
A Michael Bay Film<br />
Executive Producers Steven Spielberg  Michael Bay  Brian Goldner  Mark Vahradian<br />
Produced by Don Murphy &amp; Tom DeSanto  Lorenzo di Bonaventura  Ian Bryce<br />
Based on Hasbro’s Transformers™ Action Figures<br />
Written by Ehren Kruger &amp; Roberto Orci &amp; Alex Kurtzman<br />
Directed by Michael Bay</p>
<p>Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson and John Turturro</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><em>Synopsis</em></strong>: In the highly-anticipated “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” debuting June 26, 2009, Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) again joins with the Autobots® against their sworn enemies, the Decepticons®.  Michael Bay directs from a screenplay by Ehren Kruger &amp; Roberto Orci &amp; Alex Kurtzman.</p>
<p>This film has not yet been rated.</p>
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<h3 style="text-align: left;"><strong> G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA</strong></h3>
<p style="text-align: left;">Release Date August 7, 2009<img class="size-medium wp-image-1301 alignright" title="2009_gi_joe_teaser_poster_004" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/2009_gi_joe_teaser_poster_004-202x300.jpg" alt="2009_gi_joe_teaser_poster_004" width="202" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Paramount Pictures And Spyglass Entertainment Present<br />
In Association With Hasbro<br />
A di Bonaventura Pictures Production<br />
A Stephen Sommers Film<br />
Executive Producers Stephen Sommers  David Womark  Gary Barber  Roger Birnbaum   Erik Howsam<br />
Produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura   Brian Goldner  Bob Ducsay<br />
Based on Hasbro&#8217;s G. I. Joe ® Characters<br />
Story by Michael B. Gordon and Stuart Beattie &amp; Stephen Sommers<br />
Screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot &amp; Paul Lovett<br />
Directed by Stephen Sommers</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Cast:  Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Byung Hun Lee, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Jonathan Pryce, Saïd Taghmaoui, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans and Dennis Quaid</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><em>Synopsis</em></strong>:  Paramount Pictures and Hasbro, whose previous collaboration was the worldwide blockbuster “TRANSFORMERS,” join forces with Spyglass Entertainment for another extraordinary action-adventure “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.”  From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.”  is directed by Stephen Sommers (“The Mummy,” “The Mummy Returns”).</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">This film has not yet been rated.</p>
<h3 style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD<br />
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<p style="text-align: left;">Release Date August 14, 2009 <img class="size-medium wp-image-1303 alignright" title="goods_1" src="http://www.joreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/goods_1-300x200.jpg" alt="goods_1" width="300" height="200" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Paramount Vantage Presents<br />
A Gary Sanchez Production<br />
A Kevin Messick Production<br />
Produced by Adam McKay  Will Ferrell  Kevin Messick  Chris Henchy<br />
Written by Adam Stock &amp; Rick Stempson<br />
Directed by Neal Brennan</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Cast:               Jeremy Piven, Ving Rhames, James Brolin, David Koechner, Kathryn Hahn and Jordana Spiro</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><em>Synopsis</em></strong>:       Who is Don Ready? Salesman? Lover? Song Stylist? Semi-professional dolphin trainer? Ready is all of the above – except for a dolphin trainer. When he&#8217;s asked to help save an ailing local car dealership from bankruptcy, Ready and his ragtag crew descend on the town of Temecula like a pack of coyotes on a basket full of burgers. Selling, drinking, selling and going to strip clubs is their stock and trade. And they do it well.  What Don doesn&#8217;t expect is to fall in love and find his soul (cue heartfelt piano).  “The Goods: The Don Ready Story” stars Emmy award-winning actor Jeremy Piven (“The Kingdom,” “Entourage”) and Ving Rhames (“I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry,” “Mission: Impossible IIII”).  The film is the first production from Will Ferrell and Adam McKay’s Gary Sanchez Productions, directed by Neal Brennan, co-creator of the hugely successful Comedy Central hit, &#8220;Chappelle’s Show.”</p>
<p>This film has not yet been rated.</p>
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