JoReviews is teaming up with Warner Bros. Pictures to send you to an advance screening of  “THE LOSERS”.

For this SPECIAL giveaway we want you to share your revenge plots. As in “THE LOSERS” if you were left for dead, but survived and wanted revenge what would your plot consist of and what LOSER would be on your team? ONE lucky winner will get a prize pack! Prize pack will consist of all the goodies you see below. (Girl winner will get the tank; Boy winner they will get the t-shirt.)

We have 20 admit-two passes for the screening on Tuesday, April 20 at 7:30 PM at the AMC Studio. Winners will be chosen on Friday, April 16. The winners will receive an email with instructions on how to print out their pass. Make sure to bring the pass with you to the screening. Be sure to get there early. These screenings are overbooked to fill every seat. Only ONE entry per email address. Only eligible for Kansas/Missouri metro area residents. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.

Revenge and Team Mates...

Sunil:

My revenge plot would be…	I’m a peace loving man.
On my team I would have…	Gandhi

Lauren:

My revenge plot would be…	glueing everything on thier desk upside-down.
On my team I would have…	super-glue, and the night janitor

Patricia:

My revenge plot would be…	My revenge plot would include super glue on their toilet seats and hair gel in their toothpaste.
On my team I would have…	Ron Paul would be on my team!

Judith:

My revenge plot would be…	PLAY POSSUM UNTIL LAS AVAILABLE MOMENT
On my team I would have…	KING KONG

Casey:

My revenge plot would be…	against my daughter’s ex-boyfriend who has caused her LOTS of problems…including a girlfriend who stole her identity and charged thousands on credit cards!
On my team I would have…	my daughter, a kickboxing, soccer-playing bada** who rides a motorcycle, goes muding in her 4-wheel drive truck but cleans up nicely…since I didn’t let her go after the girl when it happened!

Fred:

My revenge plot would be…take back what was taken…plus intrests…
On my team I would have…chuck norris with a BB gun

Fred:

My revenge plot would be…Duct tape their hands and feet to a chair and force them to watch Miley Cyrus movies and TV shows continuously until their eyes bleed

Jason:

My revenge plot would be…I would hunt them down and beat their butts down with the jaw-one of a donkey!!
On my team I would have…Samson!

LaTashia:

My revenge plot would be…To get back at my enemys.
On my team I would have…BKF

Ashley:

My revenge plot would be…I would get even…play them at their own game without them even knowing, and when the time destruction to all.
On my team I would have…three amigos

Nina:

My revenge plot would be…have them chained to a beige cubicle in corporate america and enter data all day.
On my team I would have…a flying dragon…cuz i’m not chained to a computer all day

Lakeisha:

My revenge plot would be…AGAINST EVIL RUDE CUSTOMERS, CLIENTS, PATIENTS.
On my team I would have…ANYONE IN CUSTOMER SERVICE.

Tiffany:

My revenge plot would be…Devise a plan to take my nemesis’ money away from them utilizing skill, cunning wit and explosives.
On my team I would have…Black Mamba from Kill Bill

Teri:

My revenge plot would be…torture anyone that hurt me.
On my team I would have…my bff sheri-she’s a bad ass and game for anything

Liz:

My revenge plot would be…Track them all down & dump them off on a deserted island…away from society. Let them fend for themselves.
On my team I would have…Clay

Courtney:

My revenge plot would be…I’d defer to the Bride on the plot – she’s been down this road before…except I’d make sure everyone lived. I’m a softy, but sometimes the best revenge is showing mercy, moving on with your life, and continuing to be awesome.
On my team I would have…The Bride

Drahomira:

My revenge plot would be…to hurt in the same way that they were hurting others except that much worse
On my team I would have…raging mummy

Melinda:

My revenge plot would be…Sit bk.. plan it out.. Id see it being similar to “Law Abiding Citizen” type plot.. if ur gonna do it take ur time n do it right.. as well as if ur gonna go down go out in a blaze of glory lol
On my team I would have…Mr T and the rest of the guys from “The A Team”

Raysa:

My revenge plot would be…    i would track the person/persons down. take everything they had to their name. Monies, stocks, homes, property but all in secret. Then expose them to some sort of big crime so that they’re locked away, and then resurface so they know you did it.
On my team I would have…    Aisha and Jensen

Matt:

My revenge plot would be…    Taking back the White House
On my team I would have…    Al Gore

James:

My revenge plot would be…    Boy gets girl…girl cheats on boy..boy kills girl and entire BFF list
On my team I would have…    Charlie Manson

Kristi:

My revenge plot would be…    take the girl.
On my team I would have…    nerd

Karen:

My revenge plot would be…    Hm….hide out in the trees, and wait!
On my team I would have…    arnold swarzenberger

Jennifer:

My revenge plot would be…    I would want all of the evil people in the world to be gathered up and put on an island in the middle of the ocean surrounded with shark infested water! To allow the rest of the world to live in peace and harmony. Allow those evildoers to prey on themselves and not innocent victims…
On my team I would have…    my coworkers and bff

Robin:

My revenge plot would be…    would be to rescue all of the abused and neglected children and take them to a nice large well funded facility with funding from Oprah, Bill Gates!
On my team I would have…    who ever will like to join me for a great cause!

Carita:

My revenge plot would be…    To gather all of those raggedy rascal whom are responsible for misdiagnosising my daughter with being autistic when she wasn’t actually!
On my team I would have…    my family and friends we could but a good whipping on them….

Tina:

My revenge plot would be…    my revenge would be more personal… I’m going through a “war of the roses” type of divorce! So I would get revenge on that evil bastard of a old ass husband for putting me and my kids out of our house and moving his new girlfriend in! Oh how I would get revenge especially as a super hero with special powers!
On my team I would have…    all of my best girlfriends the four of us would wage war on his old ass! lol

Elishia:

My revenge plot would be…    My Boyfriend and I in an elite group of assassins. While out on the job, doing my normal thing of gathering intel, sharpening weapons, I caught sight of my target conspiring how to get me off their trail! They must not have been very smart, hello I can hear you through the wire taps I have all over your house! The audacity of some people! So why put off the inevitable? I called up my partner/boyfriend so we could get the job done. Two hours later he shows up, pulls out his gun, and then points the thing right at me! AT ME! COME ON! After some intense fighting sequence… which just ends with me tied up, hey don’t judge me, he’s bigger than I am! So my EX-partner/boyfriend proceeds to tell me that he really never did love me and hey the money from the bad guys is always more, he hold the gun up, smile that smile that i use to love and says ” don’t worry, I’ll make sure you can have an open casket” and then shoots me in the stomach. what a punk, that’s a slow death! A woman trying to find her car, and see me. She screams so gut retchingly loud that it spooks The Ex boyfriend into shooting her in the head, he then does the dramatic walk off out of the parking garage trying to act like the movie star that I know he isn’t. He obviously has only looks and no brains since all assassins where bullet proof vests, or maybe they don’t, since he didn’t think I had one on, maybe he doesn’t wear one at all, hey that would be a poetic way to kill him. So here I am sitting, still tied up, cuz those boyscout knots really do work, when all of a sudden my main crush Clay comes wheeling around in his muscle car, man he’s hot. How did he get here so fast? He looks at the woman laying dead on the ground with fire in his eyes, but he turns to me and cuts me lose, and I’m all fired up wanting to see blood. He calms me down and I tell him everything. But he then tells me he’s been following the Ex with a suspicion of him working with the bad guys, My Clay, he’s so smart. He can obviously tell that i had revenge on the mind, so we go out for coffee ( our first date if you ask me) and talk about romantic things.. such as how to kill my stinkin Ex. After a few hours, and finally getting my head clear, I decided I wanted to make him suffer. over the next few months I design this plan of action, but now that i have my plan figured out, I can’t stinkin find him!!! He just POOF disappeared! So Clay and I go on a mission to find him. I hit up all of the local strip joints that he was soo willing to donate his money to. After talking and some accidental blood shed I got my first lead to where he was, the strip club owner said he moved to Cali, of course, he always did want to be a movie star. I guess me and Clay will be going on our first vacation together! We get to Cali, and what do you know, I see the Ex’s ugly mug on a billboard promoting a new TV show coming this fall! How the heck did he make it famous so fast, he must have connections cuz he is not that entertaining. Hollywood is so nice, they have maps of all of the major studios, including the one that the Ex works for, thats really nice. I show up to the set, Clay and I have both of our guns out and ready. I bust through the wide double doors and find that i had interrupted a scene being taped, starring my Ex and a little girl. What… The… Crap. I can’t shoot him right now in front of this kid!!! I have Standards! Great! now he sees me. Great now he’s gonna run! speaking of which, there he goes! Clay and i are chasing him through the movie sets, I run into a fake wall, then we run onto a set that looks like it belongs to an assassin movie, you know Hollywood never does get it right, we are not all gorgeous Angelina types, and we certainly do not wear a lot of leather, that stuff gets hot! Any who, I spot the Ex jumping over the rooftops of fake buildings I’m running on the ground cuz honestly, jumping hurts my knees. I guess the Ex hasn’t been running much since he got to Hollywood since he is already slowing down and getting sloppy. When i see this moment of weakness I jump on the building ( hey its a movie set they really aren’t tall buildings) and tackle him down, I look around to celebrate with Clay, but I have lost Clay, where did he go? Oh well I will relish in this victory alone then. I look at the Ex in the face and he is crying! REALLY crying, man he has become weak, but I’m ruthless and pull my gun up to his temple and say ” oh you won’t be having an open casket. sorry” Then I pull the trigger. click click click, nothing what!!!!! It’s empty! Then behind me I hear Clay and his heavy boots slapping on the cement floor. I turn to look at him and he just looks crazy. Then I hear his smooth voice ” babe I got this one” He bends down next to the Ex’s ear and whispers ” that girl you killed… was my sister”. Clay then gets up, reaches for hand says ” tell him goodbye” We walk slowly toward the door, i turn my head and say ” bye, Ex” turn back around and I hear the first of many explosions. Clay must of rigged them while I was running like a fool. I always wondered why Clay was so gun-ho on killing the Ex, And as to how he got to me so fast. Clay was having coffee at her office catching up on life when he got a call to go work a job and left. This wasn’t revenge for the Ex trying to kill me, it was revenge for Clay’s innocent sister. Man.. he’s perfect, a cold blooded killer and a family guy, what more could I ask for?
On my team I would have…    Clay, he’s my main man.

Tom:

My revenge plot would be…    Kick the guys ass that ran over my yard light.
On my team I would have…    Cougar

Brandy:

My revenge plot would be…    Get rid of the bad shit and start making plans for a future for me and my friends. Blow up and shoot everything that is an enemy. And look fine while doing it. On a beautiful Island and its not LOST…ha ha
On my team I would have…    russell simmons(need a mogul), ryan reynolds,(need something fine),Andy Whitfield,(you need something fine & can fight, Hugh Jackman(something fine and fight), and Tupac. I need some jams. And also something fine. And we, We would absolutely whoop some ass. Losers hell no.

Lori:

My revenge plot would be…    tolerable
On my team I would have…    Roseanne Barr

Scott:

My revenge plot would be…    epic
On my team I would have…    Mr. T

Becky:

My revenge plot would be…    I would put visine in their beer
On my team I would have…    a bartender

Tresha:

My revenge plot would be…    A Martin Luther King Jr type of non-violence revenge. It takes longer but it’s well worth it.
On my team I would have…    Anybody willing to join the fight.

RJ:

My revenge plot would be…    keep your friends close and your enemies closer
On my team I would have…    the golden girls

Darrin:

My revenge plot would be…    destroy their eardrums.
On my team I would have…    Gilbert Gottfried

Kimberly:

My revenge plot would be…    Do nothing and it will drive the person or people insane wondering when I am going to get back at them and when they least expect it…BAM revenge.
On my team I would have…    Zoe Saldana… Girl can kick some ass!

Pamela:

My revenge plot would be…    What goes around, comes around !!!!!!! I would have to come up with a surprise attack,, that was never expected.
On my team I would have…    Jensen

Pete:

My revenge plot would be…    to single eliminate each person who tried to put me
away … to take out each one and then communicate
to the next one i am coming
On my team I would have…    clay

Richard:

My revenge plot would be…    Having to watch the worst movie repeatedly
On my team I would have…    My comrades who attend movie screenings

Marlee:

My revenge plot would be…    Lock them in the subbasement of an abandoned building ans and flood the room.
On my team I would have…    Annamarie

Tosha:

My revenge plot would be…    To get back at people who us emotional war far to get their way
On my team I would have…    Jeffrey Dean Morgan (he has 3 names he has to be a bad a**)

Lance:

My revenge plot would be…    I would return and get plastic surgery to change my appearance completely. Not just basic surgery, I mean I want to come out lookin like Ralph Macchio from Karate Kid I. Then I would go around Crane Kicking the my enemies in the balls. Then the Predator would appear out of no where and finish them off…Old School Predator style.
On my team I would have…    The Predator

MJ:

My revenge plot would be…    Drug the enemies, tie them naked & spread eagle on the ground. cut them & put ants on them, as the indians did.
On my team I would have…    Sarah Palin

Brad:

My revenge plot would be…    Sing the entire Death Magnet Metallica album to them
On my team I would have…    Rogue

Jonna:

My revenge plot would be…    spending the rest of their life with my mother-in-law
On my team I would have…    Cougar

Cleveland:

My revenge plot would be…    I would hunt down each of my assailants and kill them in increasingly imaginative ways.
On my team I would have…    Zoe Saldana (Aisha)

Dallas:

My revenge plot would be…    Death in a shower with soap made with stomach acids manufactured by Simon Bar Sinister. With a videocam capturing them melting down the drain.
On my team I would have…    Simon Bar Sinister

Susan:

My revenge plot would be…    get back at the people who were mean to me
On my team I would have…    all the good weapons

Michelle:

My revenge plot would be…    I would allow them to still think that I was dead and stalk and/or “haunt” them in an effort to make them think they were losing their grasp on reality.
On my team I would have…    Clay (Jeffrey Dean Morgan)

Judi:

My revenge plot would be…    My plot would be to befriend them and once they finally find out my plan to destroy them it would be too late.
On my team I would have…    Hillary Clinton and Simon from American Idol

Amy:

My revenge plot would be…    I’m thinking along the lines of The Bride in Kill Bill. Kill em all in various devious ways hahahaha.
On my team I would have…    Chuck Norris! oh wait, I meant Chris Evans.

Donsha:

My revenge plot would be…    kill all
On my team I would have…    women

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