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Enter to win an advance screening pass to COUPLES RETREAT. We are providing this opportunity to a select number of JoReviews fans.

Screening will be held on Tuesday, October 6, 7:30pm at AMC Town Center 20.

Synopsis:

Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau, Malin Akerman, Kristin Davis, Kristen Bell and Faizon Love star in Universal Pictures’ upcoming comedy Couples Retreat. The comedy follows four Midwestern couples who embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon discover that participation in the resort’s couples therapy is not optional. Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price. What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples. The film also stars Kali Hawk and Jean Reno.

OPENS NATIONWIDE OCTOBER 9!

We are asking all visitors who register to tell us what their significant other does that would cause them to need a COUPLES RETREAT. Your stories will be posted on the site, please indicate if you wish to remain anonymous. On Friday, October 2, we will randomly select our winners. Winners will be notified via e-mail. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY

RETREATS

Mick: COUPLES RETREAT for special time with my wonderful wife.

Elissa: COUPLES RETREAT for LOVERS THAT WANT SOME EXCITEMENT

Charles: COUPLES RETREAT for my wife and I, the two of us has worked all are life , it would be fun for a change.

Aaron: COUPLES RETREAT for me and my girl!

Susie: COUPLES RETREAT for quality time with boyfriend

Ryan: COUPLES RETREAT for the opportunity to spend sometime alone my wife; no kids, no work, no phones, just us.

Casey: COUPLES RETREAT for just being him

Debbie: COUPLES RETREAT for extra time with my lover.

Jo: COUPLES RETREAT for a movie night out

L: COUPLES RETREAT for a honeymoon. After being together 18 yrs we got married but really didn’t make a big to do about it. It would be nice to get away.

Shelby: COUPLES RETREAT for when days are hard to bear, for when you just want to scream, for when you need to leave but just can’t do it, for all those times you want to throw something, but most of all for all those times that life is made magical, because of him.

Judy: COUPLES RETREAT for the grandparents as a payback

Cindy: COUPLES RETREAT for, I no longer have a spose however need some stress relief and a good/funny movie would help. Thank you

Sandy: COUPLES RETREAT for the little things in life. Dinner, movies, picinic, a text that says I love you, whistle at me when I walk by, you know the little things….

Bernie: COUPLES RETREAT for a closeness and time without the kids. A date night would be great.

Elissa: to have the time of your life together

Ethan: COUPLES RETREAT for amazing wives and attempts to be a good husband.

Celesta: COUPLES RETREAT for a vacation from computer and video games.

Susie: COUPLES RETREAT for a BREAK!

Paula: COUPLES RETREAT for getting away from the grown kids who keep moving back home

Shaun: COUPLES RETREAT for taking my towel and toilet paper out of the bathroom everyday.

Patty: COUPLES RETREAT for a relaxing evening!

Lori: COUPLES RETREAT for relaxation

Rebecca: COUPLES RETREAT for A SET OF EXHAUSTED PARENTS WHO NEED A NIGHT OUT TO THEMSELVES.

Lani: COUPLES RETREAT for alone time with no distractions. To stay in the bed for the whole weekend.

Grace: COUPLES RETREAT for a romantic getaway!

Julia: COUPLES RETREAT for being out of town for his work and putting up with his job

Dolressha: COUPLES RETREAT for wife needing time with hubby

Jenna: COUPLES RETREAT for my husband who is always supportive of me and allows me to pursue my passion which is animal rescue!

Jason: COUPLES RETREAT for newlywed couple!

Carmen: COUPLES RETREAT for a better life together!!!

Pete: COUPLES RETREAT for fun!

Wendy: COUPLES RETREAT for my spouse to spend less time on EBay and internet poker. He spends lots of time on both. It is sometimes like his second wife.

Jessica: COUPLES RETREAT for all those people that fell madly inlove with each other!

Suzanne: COUPLES RETREAT for a getaway for just family and I my mother passed away last month and its been very hard to have lost both my parents and their closest grandparents. Wouldn’t it be nice to getaway!

Larry: COUPLES RETREAT for a much needed romantic get away for two for my wife and I we never got a real honeymoon and we would love one this month is going to be our 4th year married on the 20th.

Ray: COUPLES RETREAT for my wife who does everything for everyone else….something for her. Time out with me!!

John: COUPLES RETREAT for the chance for my head ache to die down and finally let her see that she needs to chill out and let it go.

Kelley: COUPLES RETREAT for a breather!

Richard: COUPLES RETREAT for meeting some desperate housewives.

Jason: COUPLES RETREAT for another place to get it on. Naw Mean.

Bridget: COUPLES RETREAT for my hubby and I. My hubby has been at training at Ft Leonard Wood for the past 4 month. I have been home with our 3 kids working my full-time job and his part-time job. We need a retreat to reconnect and relax.

Larry: COUPLES RETREAT for my wife and I

Bryan: COUPLES RETREAT for doing dishes.

Brett: COUPLES RETREAT for romance time.

Stacie: COUPLES Retreat for to get that spark going again

Sharon: COUPLES RETREAT for me getting a ticket to this movie

Joseph: getting away from it all and back to enjoying life for a short time.

Ben: COUPLES RETREAT for Praising the Lord!!!

Donsha: COUPLES RETREAT for the wife and I, we both would like time away from the kids.

Judy: COUPLES RETREAT for getting to know each other again and rekindling relationship after 10 years of marriage.

Amar: COUPLES RETREAT for Las Vegas!

Karen: COUPLES RETREAT for Karen and Richard Cameron

Carolyn: COUPLES RETREAT for finding out it’s not just “all about him”

Madeline: COUPLES RETREAT for disappearing for the day and not calling, then forgetting our anniversary! We need to definitely re-connect and have time to communicate!

Carrie: COUPLES RETREAT for sanity purposes!

Judi: COUPLES RETREAT for to reinvigorate their marriages

Kim: COUPLES RETREAT for sanity and peace of mind.

Phil: COUPLES RETREAT for stress relief

Pamela: COUPLES RETREAT for mental health

Elissa: COUPLES RETREAT for their love of their life

Sharon: COUPLES RETREAT for relaxation been thru alot this year

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for sometimes going to restaurants or movies for me that he’s really not that into.

Phil: COUPLES RETREAT for space.

Sherry: COUPLES RETREAT for love and relaxing

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for running errands, doing laundry, and cooking meals for me during certain times of the year when my job is particularly demanding

Kaitlin: COUPLES RETREAT for getting out of our daily lives and enjoying the time together outside of the things we HAVE to DO.

Cheryl: COUPLES RETREAT for FINDING LOVE AGAIN. I HAVE BEEN A WIDOW AND ALONE NOW FOR 20 YEARS. I ALWAYS PUT EVERYONE ELSE BEFORE MYSELF. I NEED A BREAK. RAISING MY GRANDCHILD WITH A MAJOR DISABILTY WHEN I HAVE MANY HEALTH ISSUES AS WELL. BUT I LOVE HELPING OTHERS EVEN WHEN I AM UNABLE TO HELP MYSELF….

Patty: COUPLES RETREAT for buying me a Coach purse for no reason!!!

Lindsay: COUPLES RETREAT for a break from the real world:)

Abbey: COUPLES RETREAT for happy endings

Peggy: COUPLES RETREAT for 37 years of marriage

Matt: some time away from work

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for my husband who has much more patience than I do and still puts up with me after all these years.

Shelby: COUPLES RETREAT for my wonderful parents who have been in love for thirty years

Sandy: COUPLES RETREAT is for all intentions to be fun. Just like life, stuff happens. Everyone has stress. We would need a couples retreat after being married for 10 years and three kids later, many things start to get to you. We have gotten so busy with trying to get caught up on the bills in this economy, that life is passing us by. One can always learn more on how to communicate better, or be a better listener, or so forth. I still love you honey for all you…!

Kristan: COUPLES RETREAT for leaving the toilet seat up!

Sandy: COUPLES RETREAT for saving my sanity!

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for my husband and me before I start traveling 70% of the time during my company’s busy season.

Tom: COUPLES RETREAT for showing the love of my life a good time.

Lydia:COUPLES RETREAT for a chance to get away from the real world and a stressful job. To get some piece and quite to relax. and not have the stress of every day life.

Allegra: COUPLES RETREAT for some R & R

Diana: COUPLES RETREAT for the little space in time when you actually relax with each other and forgot about work, bills, phones and just enjoy!!

JoReviews Fan: COUPLES RETREAT for time together.

Maxine: COUPLES RETREAT for US after packing and unpacking moving boxes and to celebrate our 1 year wedding anniversary.

Harriet: COUPLES RETREAT for when he forgets about me because of the football season and then the baseball season.

Jeff: COUPLES RETREAT for those weeks when my other half brings her work home with her from the mental hospital.

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for my husband. He recently had surgery and needs a pick-me-up.

Diana: COUPLES RETREAT for when he finds playing a game on the computer more interesting than me.

Jeremy: COUPLES RETREAT for to get more time with my wife.

Vicki: COUPLES RETREAT for improving our communication skills

Larry: COUPLES RETREAT for time away from the everyday routine

JoReviews Fan: COUPLES RETREAT before her inability to read a map drives me insane!

Earnestine: COUPLES RETREAT minds ended in divorce

Ginny: COUPLES RETREAT for seeing something other than these four walls!

Teri: COUPLES RETREAT for me and my husband cause we are remodeling our main bath and doing everything ourselves. We may kill each other before it’s completed.

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for my husband who can fix everything in the house that I break.

Meagan: COUPLES RETREAT for sanity!

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for spending time together before my travel schedule for work gets hectic

Mike: COUPLES RETREAT for understanding that trust is a two way street.

Jay: My wife needs a COUPLES RETREAT because she works at a high pressure call center and has no vacation time saved up. OUCH!

Susie: COUPLES RETREAT for me and my one and only!!

Shaunta: COUPLES RETREAT for Anger managment

Doug: COUPLES RETREAT for rekindling our romance.

Irais: COUPLES RETREAT for a good way to reconnect with your couple, but maybe just to have an excuse to go out of town.

Patty: COUPLES RETREAT for some plain, old, belly laughs!

Mark: COUPLES RETREAT for time alone with my sweetie!

Steve: COUPLES RETREAT for the Honeymoon we didn’t get to take.

Sara: COUPLES RETREAT for after 17 years together, the fire needs rekindling…

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for my husband’s birthday.

Gene: COUPLES RETREAT for fun

George: COUPLES RETREAT for alone time w/that significant other I’m still looking for!

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for a much needed date night.

John: COUPLES RETREAT for kissing our pets more then me

Ryan: COUPLES RETREAT for ignoring everyone else but each other!

Martha: COUPLES RETREAT for time away from the “every day” routine

Judy: COUPLES RETREAT for recharging a marriage, relationship or just because. Life is full of stresses and time away is sometime needed to keep one’s sanity.

Patty: COUPLES RETREAT for teachers who are going back to school!!!

Marla: COUPLES RETREAT for him to continue being romantic, and not ever stop dating just because we are married now.

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for my husband. I’ve dragged him to lots of romantic comedies he didn’t want to see but this is one he’s really interested in.

Scott: COUPLES RETREAT for just the two of us!

Lori: COUPLES RETREAT for me and my guy

Earnestine: COUPLES RETREAT for to get away from the kids.

Steve: COUPLES RETREAT for my wife because she does the ‘stare’ thing. Whenever she is mad, which is a lot of the time, she does the ‘stare’. She is not even aware that she does it. Some cultures refer to this as the ‘evil eye’.

Marlee: COUPLES RETREAT for fun and relaxation.

Elissa: COUPLES RETREAT for time together where he’s not too tired from work….so we have more than 2 hrs. a day to spend time with eachother.

Darlene: COUPLES RETREAT our first honeymoon

Cliff: COUPLES RETREAT for alone time

Lakeisha: COUPLES RETREAT for a night out on the town kid-free!

Chrystal: COUPLES RETREAT for improved intimacy.

Deborah: COUPLES RETREAT for re-energizing our relationships.

Lydia: COUPLES RETREAT for 4 would be so awesome!

Adam: COUPLES RETREAT for the lack of sexual spunk. For the times when even though we have been together for years she will still doll up for the vacation.

Nina: COUPLES RETREAT for sitting at the dock of the bay….and enjoying his company.

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for spending time together and sharing a laugh.

Kris: COUPLES RETREAT for a break from him playing golf.

Greg: COUPLES RETREAT for the opportunity to rediscover the magic of learning each other.

Suved: COUPLES RETREAT for wives of unemployed husbands (aka – my wife)… it’s time she gets a vacation too!

Letha: COUPLES RETREAT for husband because football season has started and he will be glued to the remote until February.

Natalie: COUPLES RETREAT for getting together with another lady

Stefanie: COUPLES RETREAT for relaxing and having some good laughs

Gary: COUPLES RETREAT for to spend quality time with my wife without hearing the kids for a little while.

Matthew: COUPLES RETREAT for putting feet in sand on a beach instead of snow on the driveway !!

Bridget: COUPLES RETREAT for reconnecting. He is getting back form basic training in late Sept.

Ginny: COUPLES RETREAT for much needed R&R from the daily grind of work & helping family cope.

Donsha: COUPLES RETREAT for my wife and I because we have 5 kids and I need a break.

Pam: COUPLES RETREAT for refining what we “think” we know about each other after 39 years of marriage.

Larry: COUPLES RETREAT for my wife and I

Jack: COUPLES RETREAT for love

Carrie: COUPLES RETREAT for time away overseas with the military.

Kent: COUPLES RETREAT for alone time together.

Hal: COUPLES RETREAT for my spouse and me since we haven’t had one in several years

Laurie: COUPLES RETREAT for too much stress searching for jobs

Tyler: COUPLES RETREAT for getting away

Kelley: COUPLES RETREAT for getting away from 40+ hour weekdays!

Michael: COUPLES RETREAT for getting away from dealing with psycho ex’s.

Chris: COUPLES RETREAT for winter

Heather: COUPLES RETREAT for our first time together as a married couple!

Heather: COUPLES RETREAT for LOVE!

Chrystal: COUPLES RETREAT for the build up of the quality time.

Brandon: COUPLES RETREAT for wanting to leave.

Mary Ann: COUPLES RETREAT for rest and relaxation

Sherry: COUPLES RETREAT for Rich and Sherry Schupbach

Van: COUPLES RETREAT for EVERYONE…ESPECIALLY US!!! Ha! ;^)

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT for not following up on projects.

Joey: COUPLES RETREAT for watching Kristen Bell!!

John: COUPLES RETREAT for rekindling the spark and to reconnect verbally and renew their friendship!

Eddie: COUPLES RETREAT for rediscover the magic

Saundra: COUPLES RETREAT for for relaxation.

Cheryl: COUPLES RETREAT for rejuevenating our marriage

James: COUPLES RETREAT for hopeful winners

Gerardo: COUPLES RETREAT for healthy communication.

Antonio: COUPLES RETREAT to kindle our love together.

Maria: COUPLES RETREAT To get to know each again, our busy schedule do not allow too much of together time.

Carmen: COUPLES RETREAT to talk about our past, our present and future. To re-kindle the love that brought us together in the first place.

Sandy: COUPLES RETREAT for TWO – mini vacations within a vacation. You get to spend time “together” while spending time apart (think golf course with a mani/pedi spa in the clubhouse).

JoReviews Fan: COUPLES RETREAT for escaping.

Cheree: COUPLES RETREAT for never cleaning the bathroom.

A: COUPLES RETREAT for recovery from working all the time.

Diane: COUPLES RETREAT for grown ups to return to summer camp.

Gargar: COUPLES RETREAT for relaxation and fun.

Zach: COUPLES RETREAT for Sanity!

Elissa: COUPLES RETREAT for getting away together just to do what you want to do

Amber: COUPLES RETREAT for supporting me, loving me, providing for our family, being my best friend, confidant, the only one who understands me and loves me anyway!

Carla: COUPLES RETREAT for boredon. my significant other is a homebody. he never likes to go out anywhere.

Lisa: COUPLES RETREAT for so I can find the other half of my couple?

Emily: COUPLES RETREAT for being selfish

Jamie: COUPLES RETREAT for reconnecting with the man I love!

Kate: COUPLES RETREAT for selective hearing

Belinda: COUPLES RETREAT to relax, rejuvenate and rekindle. That was the saying at a wonderful bed and breakfast I visited this summer and it couldn’t have been more true!

Katlyn: COUPLES RETREAT for sanity!

Amber: COUPLES RETREAT for my best friend and I to retreat from being coupled to our spouses.

Tyso: COUPLES RETREAT for Kristen Bell.

Edwina: COUPLES RETREAT for my Social Butterfly…hes a very caring fun loving man who does alot for everyone. He works hard and has to deal with stress just like everyone pretty much that has a job.
He has had to deal with alot of ups and downs in the last 15 years of our marriage do to him having to deal with my unfortunate serious health conditions that have arose after we got married. Hes a very understanding and supportive husband to have to deal with such things early in life and have to deal with them for the rest of our lives together.He deserves so much for all the things he does and has to deal with. He has such a postive attitude about the serious things that always arise. He loves to get out and enjoy people we always enjoy to do things with other people….we are in need of a good couples vacation for some rest,relaxation,pampering and some time for some romance also……wow I love me some of my social butterfly there wouldnt be to many men out there that would still be by a persons side and still love them…..through good and through bad like that.
I do spoil him alot and do as much for him as I can I do for him and not myself most of the time I gotta give back what I can in return to show my love and appreciation for the support and care and love he gives me.

Shaun: COUPLES RETREAT for my beautiful wife for carrying our 1st baby.

Emma: COUPLES RETREAT for my retired husband who is a taxi driver for the grandchildren, his sister and me. Even when the heat is on or snow knee deep he gets out there and takes them where they need to go.

Laura: COUPLES RETREAT for de-stressing and escaping from his very strict daily routine! I love him, but it would be nice to change it up and live a little!

Michelle: COUPLES RETREAT for always working OT and not being able to attend movie screenings!

Richard: COUPLES RETREAT for my wife for doing all she does she always goes way beyond the call of duty to do for me and for others and very rarely does for herself…she would rather make everyone else happy instead of herself we need a great get away for her to get some pampering, relaxation, rest, and time for us to spend together and have some fun.

Melissa: COUPLES RETREAT for having the time to connect with each other without having to worry about day to day things.

William: COUPLES RETREAT for my pain in the behind wife whom that i love that does to much and never takes the time away for us anymore…shes an over doer and does for everyone else instead of me.

Cheryl: COUPLES RETREAT needed for having to put up with my husband getting on my nerves everyday for the last 30 something years of marriage. He and i both need a retreat to rekindle the romance after so many years. There is still the sparks we need to get the big fire back.

JoReviews Fan: COUPLES RETREAT for being alone with my husband of 31 years and to rekindle the spark that brought joy to our hearts just being together, talking and sharing our thoughts about the future and the plans we still have with each other.

Kim: COUPLES RETREAT for a refresher on how to communicate when we’re both to busy to see each other!

Joseph: COUPLES RETREAT for gene need to get her away from the computer . take in some sites out west by camping together for a few weeks.

Linda: COUPLES RETREAT for working different schedules. His days off don’t coincide with mine.

Asleigh: COUPLES RETREAT for “another personal type of distraction” besides ball games, the yardwork, his laptop, and nap time on the couch!

Elijah: COUPLES RETREAT for getting away from the daughters for a bit. What’s harder than dealing with 4 women in the same house!!!

Rachel: COUPLES RETREAT for FUN!!!

Mirka: COUPLES RETREAT for my favorite boy

Simon: COUPLES RETREAT for wanting to have some fun in the sun.

Penny: to get away from work, housework and stress of life!!

Dawn: COUPLES RETREAT for peace and quiet away from our 5 kids.

Crystle: COUPLES RETREAT for getting away from kids!!

Josh: COUPLES RETREAT for loving too much. =)

Patty: COUPLES RETREAT for recuperation after having my youngest daughter’s wedding in our backyard!

Danielle: COUPLES RETREAT for relaxation.

Sue: COUPLES RETREAT for just spending time together.

Jennifer: COUPLES RETREAT for Singles to get away from the office

Sharon: COUPLES RETREAT for time away from the in-laws!!

Rachel: COUPLES RETREAT to get away from all his smelly friends! Date night usually turns into the guys tag along night!

Jonna: COUPLES RETREAT for a husband who needs to learn how to NOT sweat the small stuff.

Lynn: COUPLES RETREAT just to get away from the house.

Brian: COUPLES RETREAT for us to escape the real world.

Christina: COUPLES RETREAT for relaxation. I’ve been working crazy hours and who better to spend time with than my sweetie.

Paula: Time away from adult kids.

Jeannette: COUPLES RETREAT for working late on screening nights, selective hearing

Melodie: I would need it as a moms retreat.. I havent have a vacation in ages. could use it to realax and forget my troubles!!

Richard: COUPLES RETREAT for rest and relaxation.

Jennifer: I currently don’t need one as I don’t have a significant other to deal with. I agree with Raysa that a singles retreat would be nice. How do you find any decent men now a days?

Irais: COUPLES RETREAT for just a good excuse to get out of the house…..

Heather: COUPLES RETREAT for his having the tiniest twin bed and wantng me to sleep over…

Dee Dee: COUPLES RETREAT for the need to rekindle the spark of romance

Anne: COUPLES RETREAT for the people that deserve one i have 2 jobs so hard now to have a vacation timing is so have be good time to have one.

Beth: COUPLES RETREAT for quality time

Tim: COUPLES RETREAT for wife asking if I shut the garage door after driving half way to our destination making me second guess if I actually did.[It always as been shut!! ]

Peggy: COUPLES RETREAT for making golf his obsession.

Jo: COUPLES RETREAT for alone time.

Kari: COUPLES RETREAT since I work 80 hours/week and we aren’t able to spend as much time together as I would like.

Amanda: COUPLES RETREAT for time together to learn more about each other before we get married.

Brian: COUPLES RETREAT for me working too much and breaking deadlines of being home. Her because being a backseat driver and correcting on grammar

Rebecca: I get dressed to go out, and I ask him how I look. He says, “Fine.” And not like “Baby, you look FIIINE!!” but just, “Fine.” I tell him, that is really not a compliment. At all. Infact, it’s more like an insult. But he doesn’t get it! He thinks “fine” should be.. fine. Boys R dum.

Elishia: COUPLES RETREAT for blowing off another one of our dates, just so he can play a video game!!!

Randale: COUPLES RETREAT for getting away from the computer.

JoReviews Fan: COUPLES RETREAT for learning how to open up when things bother him instead of holding it in till he reaches a boiling point and then exploding.

Renee: COUPLES RETREAT for working too hard and not enough play.

JoReviews Fan: While I admire his tenacity, my S.O. is FRUGAL. I would like to forget the budget for a weekend and indulge our senses!

Larry: COUPLES RETREAT for better communication skills.

Eddie: COUPLES RETREAT for a vacation from the real world and be some place they can make up and do what they want to do.

Stephanie: COUPLES RETREAT for me and Jerry would be great!!!

Luis: COUPLES RETREAT for having to return home because she thinks she might have left the stove on.

JoReviews Fan: COUPLES RETREAT for a peaceful and calm time together.

JoReviews Fan: My wife has talked about going overseas for work for a period of time. I think we’d need a couple’s retreat both before and after that time of being apart!

JoReviews Fan: COUPLES RETREAT for not being able to listen or remember anything I say- Mmmmmmmm Selective hearing???

Diane: COUPLES RETREAT for me since i don’t get help around the house

Chad: COUPLES RETREAT for getting away from stress of the work week and to actually have time to see my wife!

Theresa: COUPLES RETREAT for taking care of 2 kids, 2 grandkids

JoReviews Fan: COUPLES RETREAT for nothing. He’s perfect just the way he is!

Diana: COUPLES RETREAT for health!

Amar: COUPLES RETREAT for communication

Howard: COUPLES RETREAT for trying to scare me every time i go to the bathroom

Raysa: I would need a single’s retreat, trying to find someone to date these days is enough to stress you out and send you packing to the spa for a week. *smiles*

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